Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person

Ur internet bro ur wierd

by .imright June 12, 2021

vagina of the internet

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.

Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)

by Kyle 230 June 15, 2010

Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 28, 2019

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 10, 2018

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok March 03, 2012

Big On Internet

Usually someone who was 'raised' by the internet. Or someone who has been on the internet for a very long time.
In some cases Big On Internet people's days revolve around the internet, and devices related to it.
Big On Internet is also referred to as BOI.

Person 1: "Why does Axle keep making references to things on the internet?"
Person 2: "He's Big On Internet. He's been on the internet since nightcore. He basically has a long-time relationship with the internet."

by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022