Simp

When the bro leaves u for the girls

(Will left the homies for the girlfriend, that makes him a simp)

The homie left us for the boys. That makes him a simp

by Beatthewheat69 April 1, 2020

Simp

Simp is a word for a male who abandons his duties and character as a man. He will leave his friends in order to impress a girl he can't get. A simp is someone who acts like someone he is not in front of a female.

Carl: Aye bro you know Tanav?
Carlos: Yuh bruh he's such a simp.
Carl: You are totally right bro.

by vihaan_013 April 24, 2020

Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021

Simp

The type of guy who is so desperate for female attention that would do or say anything that he thinks women like but instead get rejection for being such a flatterer. This behavior becomes more obvious when women openly reject, dislike and even are mean to the guy´s flattering or compliments.

That guy seem to like you, but he´s such a simp that makes me nauseated.

by Ragnar0373 August 26, 2021

Simp

Simping means foolishly over catering to the exaggerated emotions of women. Simping can also mean a man being in his feelings and allowing a women to take over his mind.

Person 1: is jack simping?
Person 2: yes he is

by I am a gamer boiii July 14, 2020

SIMP

An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).

“I have SIMP!”

by nothankyouitistoomuchworm April 10, 2020

Simp

Someone is who simple minded, pleb, pillock or fucking idiot.

Friend: **Insert something stupid**

You: "No, you simp"

by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024