Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

Russian HandStand

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.

I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!

by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022

russian

a gun

(slang from UK)

Mans riding with two Russians and a blade.

by hahaahahahahahhaahahhahahaahah February 22, 2022

PULLING A RUSSIAN

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.

DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.

by DEEMIN SEED September 6, 2011

Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.

Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021

russian tango

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism

R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat

by vuelle October 6, 2020