So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
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Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
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