septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.

Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!

by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016

mental cunt

Someone who has lost the plot

Someone who is completely off their rocker. " you seen Virgil these days?" Nah mate and seen in him in a while" the mental cunt was shouting a pigeons in town"

by Dougy beaver March 29, 2017

Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014

Cunts the lot

A phrase to show anger at a current situation or group of people.

'Nah, we aren't going to Minis anymore.'

*In response*

'Cunts the lot!'

by GeneralMonoxide November 23, 2009

Cunt Tot

A short chick who is acting like a cunt.

I would call her a big cunt but, she is too damn short so she 's a cunt tot.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

cunt asthma

When a cunt/vagina or so one is so immaculate it takes ones breath away

That Courtney's vajaja gave me cunt asthma bruh

by zombi6 April 3, 2017

Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.

Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.

by kdawg4 April 17, 2009