Gypsy wank

Masterbating in a caravan

Oh I love it at haven; can't beat a gypsy wank!

by Lanky cass July 15, 2017

Wink Wank

A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.

by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another

Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank

by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018

Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden

I buried my wank bank in the garden yesterday

by Wankkbank April 24, 2020

Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019

whirly wank

wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family

kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."

billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"

by i love the EDL April 18, 2018