talkin claw

When someone has had too many white claws and they are slurring their words or say something outlandish.

P1: You told the bartender you wanted to have sex with his twin brother.

P2: I cant beleive I said that! I was talkin claw.

by Ryan0590 July 31, 2019

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Taking a cock

When someone takes a cock they are laying down with nothing to support them except for their penis

Hey look denis is taking a cock

by Ovaljester7820 October 7, 2019

takitime

When your local friend, Kristof drinks too much vodka and starts to talk about complete nonsense, but you can't ignore him because it would be rude.

Ah, here we go again... Takitime.

by Curse_pls October 9, 2019

Taking the skunk guts to pound town

skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.

She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.

by Anonymous ====D~~ October 11, 2019

taki lips

a condition where the top and bottom of your lips are on fire because you ate too much takis

That guy got taki lips, my guy

by kiwibo October 21, 2019