by areyoupigeontoo October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy dallasmug. To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
Get the Sloppy Munt Specialmug. by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017
Get the Sloppy Joemug. Hym "That isn't being sloppy that's called being 'Not-Anonymous.' Like, it would take a minimal amount of effort to find out who I am, UP TO AND INCLUDING, asking in the way I described previously. So, no. I'm just doing this. This is happening. I've been correct about everything here."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Sloppymug. by BigNuts33457 October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024
Get the Sloppy Sleepmug. Kyle: Bro did you hear? Veronica gave John a Sloppy Dallas at the party last night!
Jackson: Oh hell nah that sounds nasty as fuck
Jackson: Oh hell nah that sounds nasty as fuck
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.