A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 09, 2023
by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020
A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
Someone who praises V1nce as if he's a god
They typically have a profile picture of daffy duck (V1nce's pngtuber) and have some cringy name like, "V1nce best!!!"
They don't ever realize that he is quite literally a pngtuber himself, and that his only insult is "shut the heck up!!!1!1"
They typically have a profile picture of daffy duck (V1nce's pngtuber) and have some cringy name like, "V1nce best!!!"
They don't ever realize that he is quite literally a pngtuber himself, and that his only insult is "shut the heck up!!!1!1"
by Cheese_Sans September 23, 2022
A person called Ludde who'd do everything to let a man down for a female. He would do anything to get the attention of females and he would most certainly snitch on his fellow male friends.
that guy is in simp nation.
by Snitchhunter42069 February 25, 2020
by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022
So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 04, 2020