'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016

by renfoxx July 4, 2021

by Ella Gabel May 10, 2024

The 4th of August is official boob day. Your partner/resident boob owner must send you a photo of their boobs
Guy 1: Did you know it's international boob day?
Guy 2: No I had no idea- *Phone dings*
Guy 2: Let's goooooooo
Guy 2: No I had no idea- *Phone dings*
Guy 2: Let's goooooooo
by F7NS August 4, 2022

Part of a woman's body that is grossly overly-sexualized by men. Meant for feeding babies, not for men's pleasure.
Gross man - I love boobs sm man they were made for our pleasure only and they're so distracting
Woman/educated person- wtf, get some education and stop being such a pervert.
Woman/educated person- wtf, get some education and stop being such a pervert.
by Eternal Despair November 14, 2021

by Shufflesnuffle February 5, 2025

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
