Complete and utter bullshit, something I will never understand. Love is when two people kiss, hug and snog a lot because they have "feelings" for them when really they just want sex and to be complimented.
Woman 1: I say to my boyfriend that I love him but really I just want sex.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
by RaNdOmStUfF April 9, 2015
Get the Love mug.Love is sticking your heart on the line and watching it get torn to shreds before your very eyes.
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
Male: Hey we've known each other for a long time and I think that ....
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
by T-ruth April 13, 2013
Get the Love mug.Love is the best feeling in the world, however nothing that satisfactory comes free. When you love, there is always a risk that your feelings are unrequited. There is always a risk that he or she will lose interest in you. If you ever meet who you /think/ is "the one," you always think that that risk is not present and the feeling is mutual. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. When you're in love, you think of your lover every morning you wake up and every night you sleep. They're all that matter, you might even say that you can't live without them, that your life has no raison d'être, no reason for existence without them. When you're in love, you're in bliss. Love isn't real when you like them for their looks. Romeo and Juliet were attracted to each other because of their looks, but it was the personality that held the relationship together. Love is not what middle and high schoolers assume it to be, it's not what some girls giggle about, love is an intense feeling of affection.
"I'm in love with him."
"What could you possibly see in him? His face is scratched up due to an accident, it must be embarrassing to even be friends with him. He's just so weird."
"I don't care about his appearance. He's kind and sweet. I don't care that he's not accepted by other people, he's never impolite and he wouldn't hurt a fly. He's a genuinely nice person."
True love.
"What could you possibly see in him? His face is scratched up due to an accident, it must be embarrassing to even be friends with him. He's just so weird."
"I don't care about his appearance. He's kind and sweet. I don't care that he's not accepted by other people, he's never impolite and he wouldn't hurt a fly. He's a genuinely nice person."
True love.
by Kohai Mayu July 25, 2014
Get the Love mug.by Crew13 October 12, 2008
Get the Love mug.An emotion so powerful and passionate that no words can truly explain it. Although it is depicted superficially through film and the media, love dives deep into the depths of humanity. It can make people do illogical things, as well as can turn from an emotion of pure joy to an emotion of pure hatred—as it is very volatile. It is a non-physical ideal that people desire, yet only few are very fortunate to obtain. However, love is not luck—it comes out of the effort you put into life and its relationship.
by Crystalizer101 July 10, 2019
Get the Love mug.by Liam O'Flynn March 30, 2008
Get the lovely mug.Most people think that it's that tingling feeling that you get when you're around someone you care about deeply. But that feeling is actually common sense leaving your body
... seriously
... seriously
Johnny Boi: Gee Brad, love feels like I'm on a rollercoaster!
Jeff: No, John. That's not love. That is the feeling of your common sense cells exploding.
Jeff: No, John. That's not love. That is the feeling of your common sense cells exploding.
by ¿what? March 14, 2019
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