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Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018
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Kick dick day

Can also be on 5th october
by Jef11 October 2, 2020
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kick it up a notch

Doing it a bit more fancy
Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!

Dude 2: OH HELL NO!

Dude 3: O H HELL NO!

Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
by sorken2 March 25, 2017
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Drop Kick

An acrobatic professional wrestling maneuver in which a person launches both of their feet high in the air to strike a person or object. Most famously, this was what Mr. Belvedere always did to his jacket when he came through the door.
When I drop kicked my jacket when I came through the door, no one glared.
by David Brumbelow July 2, 2022
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Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)
"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"
by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025
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Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
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Kick-worthy

1) Typically related to a person that is in need of persuasive measures related to contact of one's booty with the end of a frozen boot.
Gary is kick-worthy today, but I will have to wait for him to take his head out of his booty first.
by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018
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