Kicking todd

Slang term for masturbation.

"Hey boys, I'll be back here kicking todd. No homo."

Kicking todd by eb1 January 22, 2010

kicked the dog 

A way of showing your frustration

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog

kicked the dog by v0id-MP January 4, 2011

Kicker 

A more proper way to refer to an extremely funny joke. Also can be known as a "Knee-slapper"

That was a kicker. It gave me quite a chuckle.

Kicker by _Shaybear_ November 23, 2011

Kickassism

Kickassism is a way of thinking, akin to a philosophy, created by Patrick Antonicelli. There are 69 tenets that exist within Kickassism. While Kickassism is not a religion, there are Patron Badasses, role models from all walks of life, fictional or not, that teach us how to be the most badass we can be.

Kickassism teaches us that we should love ourselves, and love punching the fuck out of some sharks.

Kickassism by The Disparate Wanderer May 12, 2014

Kickfall 

Falling down after trying to kick somebody.

She wanted to kick him, but she kickfell instead . She had a funny kickfall!

Kickfall by Alexander Nevzorov November 11, 2015

Kicking pussy 

Doing nothing.

Not doing anything useful.

This Alexey was just kicking pussy all day long instead of working.

Kicking pussy by emperor37 August 18, 2016

kickbash 

When you beat the fucking shit out of someone cos they're being a cunt

'oi wilf did you kickbash that cunt'
'na I didn't cos I'm a pussy'

'ill do it, I love a good kickbash'

kickbash by 11 degrees doing bits July 30, 2019