Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 12, 2024
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Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270
Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.
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Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades
holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row
by furry slayer April 04, 2023
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Heelys Jew

The epitome of the perfect woman, she glides the halls like a leprechaun on acid. Don't come for her, or she will talk about her mom's brain surgery.
Did you see heelys jew yesterday? She was wearing her camo heelys.
by hochaum December 11, 2016
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jew drop

when a jew (usually sminted) does a big poo, and it drops (and plops) in the toilet
christ, can you smell that jew drop that katie just unloaded?
by NoWapsFetty May 25, 2022
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