Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.

Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.

by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021

Human

What you are. ._.

Human: Hey you are you a human like me?
No.

by ><(((._.) December 21, 2021

human

you

"hey look at that human" said someone at the carnival

by deez nuts69420_amongus sussy December 21, 2021

humans

Crow's with rights,anxiety and depression.

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows

by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

Humans

Food

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"

by Humansarefood April 11, 2022