the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber March 11, 2012
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human scientopsies

it is a kind of a hundred feet created by a madman somewhere in the world about a centipede created with humans that is hooked by the anus of each person and the poop of each one goes through everyone and taste the poop of each one.
1: I'm going to do a hundred human scientopsies with my friends on Thursday.
by rutentol November 13, 2023
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Humane

This word usually means to be passionate, caring, and ethical. But can also mean to act human, you can say "This is acting humane." or, "He/She's acting humane."
"My sim acts so humane"
"This robot is so humane!"
Saying hello humanes though..That wouldn't work of course.
by Urana October 18, 2017
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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Human Reference Book

nickname from Governor Nikki Haley’s office for Jordan Thomas Cooper
The Human Reference Book is the first black to successfully nominate two billionaires for an honorary degree-Bob Johnson and Oprah Winfrey received honorary degrees from Arkansas Baptist College and Bethune Cookman University.
by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020
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Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 01, 2023
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human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.
He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 April 25, 2018
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