The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

by Thiccythicc December 11, 2020

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.
2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.
3. Stupid as shit
2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.
3. Stupid as shit
by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
