five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016

Ben Folds Five

Just the best.

"I wish to end my life for I have seen perfection in the band Ben Folds Five and nothing will be better!"

by Sad-n-Rad March 6, 2018

The Five

Basketball Position - Center

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is the best player to play The Five.

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018

please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins

rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*

by Dee Afton December 23, 2023

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023