Fuck drunk

Intoxicated with pleasure

I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.

by Group Six August 26, 2017

Drunk Taylor

Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game

The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy

HAhahaha I love drunk Taylor

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021

Drunk Drawer

A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.

I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.

by Gagz88 January 19, 2023

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

exorsist drunk

An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.

What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.

by Boozyman March 4, 2018