Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

exorsist drunk

An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.

What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.

by Boozyman March 4, 2018

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

drunk happy

Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.

Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!

by Matt Bannerman September 23, 2007

Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!

Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw April 21, 2018

drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 2, 2023