introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.

Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.

by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017

drunk mans mentality

basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.

"i was alone, with my drunk mans mentality, and was stuck with an ultimatum to reveal or conceal."

by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

Attention Drunk

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.

Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk

by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011

Nonverbal drunk

Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures

What’s wrong with Tim?

He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.

by Shake that ass for me October 27, 2023

raging drunk

A drunk person who can easily get riled up and become verbally and physically hostile.

Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.

by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016