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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
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oh-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
Oh-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 24, 2022
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Dark humor

Dark humor is just bad stuff out in light to become funny instead of just plane wrong, Not many people would get them though.
Example: dark humor is like food not everyone gets it.
by Ooveve September 26, 2022
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DARK Chief

The best leader.
The best emperor.
The best chief.
The best lord.
NORAH IS PRO
"Hey, I just joined and met the DARK Chief! He's pro!"
"PRO NORAH W"
by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022
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dark humor

dark humor is basically humor that people will consider taboo, it could be either done the right way or some people would just use it as an excuse to say the most fucked up shit imaginable.
person: hey guess what! *insert the most out of pocket statement here*
another person: dude wtf
person: erm.. ever heard of dark humor?
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Not Darkness

A youtuber that post only the best vlogs on YouTube. Rarely post gaming videos but it happens sometimes. He also makes fire music, but in the music genre he’s known as Lil Dark.
Aye dawg have you watched Not Darkness’s awesome new vlog?!?
by XxTrapGodxxx July 17, 2018
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