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Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events
Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
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Christian

Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
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Christian

Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.
That’s a Christian and Andrea.
by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
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Chrispian

He is the type of person both be loyal but also a player / cheater
He both is smart and strong but can be lazy and stupid at the best of time and often makes mistakes and this tends to lead to his downfall but u can trust him

He has a lot of potential his name means many things for example , the name given to those that have the strength of an entire army but can be gentle as butterfly .
Chrispian is coming, his so sexy
by Jason vill September 10, 2023
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