scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

kicking cheese

Just chilling, jamming, meeting women.

Michael: Mate, what you doing?
Scott: Just kicking cheese.

by alibaba92 March 3, 2011

Mozzarella Cheese

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.

Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011

Easy Cheese

An old man or woman who looks so fucking musty they look like they smell like easy cheese.

Laura: that man looks like he smells like easy cheese

Sandy: what does that mean

Laura: girl he musty

by NotACheeseSniffer900 January 10, 2021

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

Cheese King

the cheese that reigns supreme over the Cheese Kingdom. He wears a crown of mozzerella, cheddar, and swiss.

Have you ever seen the cheese king heat a hat???

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 6, 2004