Boomer buddies

boomer buddies are big assholes who steal cum socks and penis music. don’t trust them they’ll make you slaves and steal your children.

boomer buddies are retards and fools, but not as foolish as the gay gang 🤢🤢 faguhrts nigga. not very smart and they all have stupid quotes
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews

by Melongolf March 13, 2020

Burrito Buddy

A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.

If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.

My Burrito Buddy satisfied me in more ways than one.

by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022

butt buddy

A person male or female that you rub butts with in bed while sleeping, or playing in bed.

My girlfriend came over last night and we rubbed our butts in bed, she's my butt buddy.

by Chilly willy west August 30, 2016

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

soap buddy

1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.

2.Or just picking up each other's soap.

3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .

4.Or gay.

Bromance, yo.

1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "

2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "

3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "

by DizzyDazzle April 30, 2014

buddies with benefits

Two buddies who aren't in a committed friendship but both benefit from one another's company.

Stephen is one of my buddies with benefits, sometimes we throw down at his place, other times we throw down at our place, but it's not like I'm going to be at his wedding party.

by BoiBoiBoiPOLOS March 28, 2017

Erotic buddy

An erotic buddy is someone who you discuss sexual matters with, makes shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in a chicken costume.

Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy and he definitely needs to give Emily a lap dance on her birthday.

by Awif November 24, 2015