Brady Boner

A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.

Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"

Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"

by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.

Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.

by lanimirC renoB October 1, 2019

Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 3, 2019

Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 5, 2019

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs June 7, 2018