Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".
Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self
by speedT September 21, 2010
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.
Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
by supadoop July 14, 2018
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Block-away-hoe

A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
by antpimp July 22, 2013
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Rasta Block Party

When bricks of seized weed goes up up smoke by the PoPo and the surrounding area get's a contact high.
"DAMN! There's going to be a Rasta Block Party since they busted that illegal grow down the street."
by Bread of Corn October 30, 2015
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Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
by G-Oli February 23, 2010
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Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
by SsaltTMmanN September 07, 2020
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