Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time

Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.

by sHaggy642 October 1, 2021

candy bar

A candy bar is something that someone gives to you as an answer to a long-asked question.

Candy bar is the answer to a long time wrong assumption of a psychological reference has to do with the game they don't look like no f****** candy bar I ever saw

by AlliedApe July 22, 2021

nataly bar

One of the coolest tickets ever! She’s just never online!👍🏻

Girl: where did Nataly bar go? she was just here?
Y/n : idk she disappeared

by Disney princess July 30, 2021

Barringering

To collaborate, or participate in spontaneous meetings in a workplace setting when you would rather be someplace else. Said collaborating could usually be done remotely but in person makes it all the more special.

Man, I am really glad I came to work today. This barringering is exactly why we work in an office

by sadpanda78 August 2, 2021

Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

Nutter butter bars

The sex act of tying to butter faced girls together and Cumming on them

2 butter faced girls let me make Nutter butter bars

by Cretioon September 1, 2021

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012