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Dirty Andrew 

When doing two girls, and one gives oral after the other gave anal, and you came both times, a dirty Andrew is the cum exchanged between the two girls while they kiss each other.
Last night, I busted a nut so hard in (girl 1)'s ass but then (girl 2) went down on me and I did it again. You should have seen them swapping a dirty Andrew while I nearly passed out.
Dirty Andrew by Ann Derrick Tock October 23, 2020

saint andrew's school 

A coeducational private day and boarding school located in Boca Raton, Florida. Most noted for its academic rigor and selectivity in regards to admissions, it is modeled after English public schools. For upperclass Floridians it is a viable alternative to sending their children to boarding school in New England being that the education received at Saint Andrew's is on par with the top prep schools in the nation.
Some Kid: Hey, what school do you go to?
SAS Student: I go to Saint Andrew's School.
Some Kid: Oh, well I'll let you be since my mediocrity is probably offensive to you.
SAS Student: No, that's okay. I have to get used to it since you "average people" will all be working for me someday.
Some Kid: Well then do you want to hang out on Saturday?
SAS Student: No, I have to meet with my tutor and than meet with my private coach and than I am joining one of my schoolmates on his dad's yacht for the evening. Sorry.

Hot Andrew

The art of putting ones self's penis in the toaster
"man oh man did I ever give my self a hot andrew this morning"
Hot Andrew by SuperMulti June 10, 2009

Angry Bird Andrew 

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.
Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

Dirty Andrew 

When you're jerking off and blow a load on the carpet, but to avoid getting in trouble you blame it on the dog.
My mom saw my load on the carpet. Luckily I pulled a Dirty Andrew and she punished the dog.
Dirty Andrew by Bitwcmpunk434 February 16, 2022

Carleigh and Andrew 

The worst thing that could ever happen!
Dude, don't ever pull a Carleigh and Andrew.