A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."
by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017
Get the monkey dew mug.When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.
by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018
Get the Monkey Wings mug.A term used to describe a person gets too drunk every time they go out. This person has never been out for “just one drink”.
by Thebinmonkey January 29, 2020
Get the Bin Monkey mug.A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.
"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"
by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020
Get the obedience monkey mug.Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.
Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers
by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020
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(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 2, 2020
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