by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
Get the douche canoe mug.A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
by Money Love March 5, 2008
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hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
by get hooker December 9, 2009
Get the hooker douche mug.A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010
Get the Sophisticated Douch mug.Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011
Get the Vagiant Douche mug.when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.
Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"
by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010
Get the douche backup mug.The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.
by Zepln8989 April 20, 2009
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