strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey March 23, 2014
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Alexia Wood

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"
by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 04, 2017
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gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed
by Lesbian420 May 27, 2015
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pat wooded

๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜-wood-ed

๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"
by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024
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Pud Wood

A fat obese 26yr old virgin
by VALVBALVLA August 17, 2022
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Jake Wood

Jake Wood
by nottherealclashofficial May 02, 2022
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