stank willy

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.

Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.

by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker

Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy

by Salty Fred December 31, 2018

Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Willy

Penis

I have a big fat willy-ryan pike

by Willy woo August 17, 2022

Pink willy

When you finger blast a girl and after you stick your pussy juice soaked finger in her ear

Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....

by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017

Willie

A man with the sweetest eyes. He's a smooth talker in the best way. Everyone who meets him wants to be him or be with him. When you first meet him, you'll be in awe of his charm and silliness, but once getting to know him, you'll see that he really is something special. If he cares about you, he'll let you know and treat you like the queen you are. It's the best feeling in the world.

Girl: "I saw Willie yesterday."
Boy: "Man, Willie? I wanna be that dude SO BAD."
Girl: "I want to be with him so bad."

by Ahni<3sWillie September 22, 2021