giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin

Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”

by Big man will October 9, 2021

Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

Virgin

Me

I'm a virgin because I have never used my pee pee in my life.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022