"Hail to the Victors" is played every year where Ohio state University doesnt cheat bad enough to beat Michigan
by Liam E November 26, 2005
Did you here that Yeshiva University protected a rapist on their basketball team? yucommentator.org/2021/08/i-thought-rape-culture-didnt-exist-at-yu-until-i-was-raped/
Did you hear that Yeshiva University would rather go to court than allow an LGBT+ club to exist on its campus? yucommentator.org/2021/06/yu-defends-decision-to-reject-lgbtq-club-and-receive-government-funding-in-new-court-documents/
Did you hear that Yeshiva University would rather go to court than allow an LGBT+ club to exist on its campus? yucommentator.org/2021/06/yu-defends-decision-to-reject-lgbtq-club-and-receive-government-funding-in-new-court-documents/
by Harav Chaim Darwin ZR'L August 27, 2021
A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE
They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
by what a do August 30, 2019
A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.
John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?
Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.
John: Sweet let's party then
Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke
Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole
Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.
John: Sweet let's party then
Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke
Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole
by 🅱️oneless May 06, 2020
This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.
The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.
The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
by IsomehowDidntFail October 30, 2019
The ultimate anwser to life the universe is of course 42.
But what is the ultimate underlying anwser to life the universe and everything? The earth was a giant galactic computer meant to calute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything. It was so large that it was often mistaken for a planet even species living on it was oblivious that it was a computer. It of course was destroyed four minutes before it was to compute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything by the extremely sexually unattractive volgons.
This question was of course asked after the computer on margrathea was built called deep thought and it had computed the ultimate anwser to life the universe and everything 42 of course. It had calculated 42 as the awnser after seven and half million years of calculations. To wich it had responded when the men selected to hear the awnser were disappointed by his awnser 42 "I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually know what the question is." When asked if he could find the underlying lying question to life the universe and everything he said no but the computer to come after him wich was to be called the earth could. To wich the earth was built and Slartibartfast had won an award for Norway. The Mice of course had been encharge and had ran it the whole time. While the dolphins had to tryed to warn the humans the whole time about the enter galactic space bypass that was to be built.
But what is the ultimate underlying anwser to life the universe and everything? The earth was a giant galactic computer meant to calute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything. It was so large that it was often mistaken for a planet even species living on it was oblivious that it was a computer. It of course was destroyed four minutes before it was to compute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything by the extremely sexually unattractive volgons.
This question was of course asked after the computer on margrathea was built called deep thought and it had computed the ultimate anwser to life the universe and everything 42 of course. It had calculated 42 as the awnser after seven and half million years of calculations. To wich it had responded when the men selected to hear the awnser were disappointed by his awnser 42 "I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually know what the question is." When asked if he could find the underlying lying question to life the universe and everything he said no but the computer to come after him wich was to be called the earth could. To wich the earth was built and Slartibartfast had won an award for Norway. The Mice of course had been encharge and had ran it the whole time. While the dolphins had to tryed to warn the humans the whole time about the enter galactic space bypass that was to be built.
by Paulfrank June 27, 2015
Generally denoted by K, the universal constant is used in calculating the proper density and distribution of smoke detectors in a house hallway. While the constant can not be mathematically derived, it's value has been estimated at 150, and has units of square feet/kitchen*staircase.
Dude, to be able to tell you how many smoke detectors you'll need, I need to know the proper universal hallway constant.
by Fire Safety October 21, 2010