[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).

Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...

by Kap21 November 12, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.

Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family

by anonymous November 15, 2021

a girl named strawberry

Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the Dope man Dope man

Person one : you see that girl over there
Person two: yeah what about her
Person one : she is a girl named strawberry she is the neighborhood hoe

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 8, 2022

Name law

This is a law where What you name your baby and what you can't

Have you see them enforcing the name law

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Bart'n'moe name

Names tricking one into saying crude words out loud

A Bart'n'moe name , I've lost my little sister her name is Tess, Tess tecals

by tforty March 11, 2022