Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Lil PUmp

FACE is god

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god

by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018

Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

Russian breadstick

The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.

Canadians have rock hard Russian breadsticks.

by Russian breadsticks February 25, 2023

White Russian Teabag

To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth

"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"

by Jenna-Cyde February 4, 2023

Russian Sandwich

When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.

She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.

by Displaced Aussie October 19, 2022

russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex

Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

by Semper butts July 24, 2017