Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020

mudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they start shitting all over your face

Bruh, I finally went mudding last night

Really dude

Yeah my girl shit all over my face

by Big sphincter June 19, 2020

mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."

by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish

Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.

by anonymous September 14, 2020