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bluegrassically trained

Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.
Earl will have no problem figuring out that song. He’s been bluegrassically trained.
by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022
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Dutch oven train

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
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An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.

The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.

By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.

This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.

Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
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Train Tuesday

Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles
Hey dude guess what!
Your gay?
No you dumbass, It is Train Tuesday

Oh.
Cool right?
Yeah I guess so…
by Harrison_Ford_Real September 1, 2022
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Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.
man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.
by meatlord March 29, 2022
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School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
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training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021
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