Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013

Tit Sticks

verb- to blunder/stumble over ones words

that girls hawsht
TIT STICKS!!!!
i mean hot as shit

by sexyDORKS July 7, 2010

Freebie Tit

When a girl randomly exposes her breasts, with no expectation of anything in return.

Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''

by TitsAreAwesome August 2, 2012

tit clump

When you use force to sieze a womans breasts in one hand forming a large mound.

I got some serious tit clump last night jimbo

by Handy BoBandy January 13, 2009

tommy tit

Tommy tit- off to hang a shit..

off to hang a Tommy Tit

I gotta go hang a Tommy tit

by Paule314 December 9, 2019

wick tits

the bitch tits of a metrosexual latvian exchange student

dude, check out the wick tits on that fez.

by b.a.m.f. September 10, 2008