Work

Mordor

Babe, I told you: I can't make the soccer game tonight--I'll be at Mordor (Work) until 3am on my own volition and back to Mordor (Work) w/ a double windsor at 9am.

by keep it 10**2 January 3, 2026

smoke work

smoking past the point of comfort on purpose (mainly heroin, can be used for lesser drugs)

smoke work if you’re not a pussy

by ladylathered January 5, 2026

Dungeon Work

Putting that work in under the radar, when the flash is off and the people aren’t paying attention to you.

Man look at John over there? How’d he get like that? He must’ve been putting in that Dungeon Work!

by GS1106 February 27, 2023

Normal Work - HN

Looking busy while doing nothing

Ioana go back to your Normal Work - HN style

by qweqweHN March 29, 2023

do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

by Deadboydoor517 April 3, 2023

Get the works

Someone who can get it, IYKYK

Jorge Velez said “She is so fine, she could get the works.”

by TW!GG!3 June 6, 2024

working an angle

The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit one’s personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.

"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEO’s old gym socks.”

by PatsFanatic June 10, 2024