September 1

Fuck anyone without it being weird day

Homie 1: yo bro its september 1
Homie 2: fym
Homie 1: we can fuck without being judged
Homie 2: cmere 🥵🥵🥵

by siktireli November 12, 2024

September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

September 13th

Fiona apple was born

yo bro fiona apple was born on september 13th

by fionaapplerocks January 25, 2024

September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 6, 2024

September 10th

The wordst people are born on this day. They enjoy stalking their crush on the city cameras. And the people with the letter A are the worst of the worst.

Oh, its September 10th so its my birthday. I will watch my crush through the cameras the whole day.

by Maxim Shefa March 2, 2024

September 1st, 1989

The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".

Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...

by nickithetankengine April 1, 2024

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024