double-take runny red sock

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
by WAUF March 31, 2008
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A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.
Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"
by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010
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A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"
by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009
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uncle john/reddo/soggychip/sock is a piec eof shit
by joemamalikemynutsack November 19, 2022
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Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
by Guy June 17, 2006
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Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
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