Simp

Aaron.

Aaron is a simp

by Jene hour February 22, 2020

Simp

That guy papaw pat simps for big ang like a mf

Papaw pat was a damn simp for Angie when he bought her a brand new ring after they got divorced

by Angie Benedict November 4, 2021

Simp

Someone who puts girls before anyone or anything

Wow gio such a fucking simp he left us because he said he had to talk to that hoe

by Cys3n March 2, 2020

Simp

A person boy OR girl that wants attention from the opposite gender that doesnt give a fuck about them and GETS that attention be going beyound limits to impress or make them happy while getting nothing in return

The simp gave the thot a million bucks even when she had a boyfriend

by AhYesExpiredMayonnaise September 29, 2020

Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

Simp

A guy/girl that is obsessed with a person and would do anything for them.

Chad: I would do anything for this girl!
Jake: your such a SIMP.

by DearRay April 18, 2022

Simp

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace

by sadRainbow December 1, 2020