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Spackle Sucker Punch

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
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punch the fat man

by Bullturtle October 31, 2013
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Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015
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Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul

*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
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Punch A Phoebe Day

On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.

hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3
On her birthday it shall be Punch A Phoebe Day ;0
by merciivy October 21, 2020
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One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
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ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
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