Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.

My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.

by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015

Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.

What you smoking?
Fruit punch blunt.

by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

Punching bag of dicks

When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.

She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.

by Bangnah February 17, 2018

Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018

ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

punch you in the trout

A threat that will give anyone pause.

You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!

by gtrav_az November 25, 2013