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Jens Peter

A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him
Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there

I know I call it Jens Peter
by LucaRichter November 23, 2021
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Peter Max

Gun go boom boom. Bomb make big big boom boom.
It was never meant to be... - Peter Max, battle of Salacian
by TH3CL3HMYST February 10, 2023
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Peter boyd

A man who loves touching children slang for I’m a nonce and have a son with half a tooth
“Aw Jesus boys ers Peter boyd hide
by Palms February 13, 2023
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River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
by littleroger February 3, 2025
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fucking Peter to make love to Paul

Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
Fucking Peter to make love to Paul
by Martixmarco April 3, 2023
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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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Peter

Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.

Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.

If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
Hey Peter, put your shirt back on it's a fucking funeral party.
by Topless peter November 24, 2021
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