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john handcock

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.
After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.
by MW52 December 10, 2008
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[John Thomas]

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males
Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.
by LVN702 October 16, 2008
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John Brown

A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.
"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"
by A John Browner July 26, 2006
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John Travolta

John Travolta is the biggest pimp in al time, he was pimpin in saturday night fever, but he was even more pimp in Grease, Pimp means a fashionable, trendsetter, person, mainly male
by barkandhoney July 13, 2003
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She John

I would hit on the bitch over there, but she totally making out with that She John.
by Phillip The Molester October 15, 2008
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the john pace

To be fucking a girl and as you cum on her face smack her with your cock until she speaks with a british accent
I had to give that bitch the John Pace for 10 minutes till she got that accent right. "PLEASE LADDIE I'LL BE A GOOD LASS" WRONG ACCENT WHORE
by Jeff Daniels March 11, 2003
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Sneeky John

when you are hanging out with people and then say you are going to go somewhere and will be right back, but really leave
i think he just pulled a sneeky john.
by anamous December 4, 2004
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