ninja hoppin

Ninja Hoppin is when you go from house to house looking in people's windows like peeping toms, but when you find a couple having sex, be it strait or gay, you sneek up on them and join them, it ends up as a threeway gangbang.

you guys have fun ninja hoppin yesterday, cuz i sure did, I found 3 houses in one night.

ninja hoppin by Sodapop April 23, 2006

ninja wedding 

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

ninja wedding by Joe Morbo December 9, 2008

ninja vanish 

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

ninja vanish by shermstyles January 10, 2014

ninja 

In old japenese times, a mysterious, cloaked man, (or woman) who killed in the shadows, using stealth as their key weapon. In today's society, the choice "Which is better: Pirate Or Ninja?" is known almost everywhere.

"That ninja just totally OWNED that pirate!"

ninja by V3nom June 13, 2007

ninja turtle dick 

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure

julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick

ninja turtle dick by aiofub September 19, 2009

chocolate ninja

1. A somewhat-crazed female who takes to hanging around ceilings and yelling, "PANTS!" and other such nonsense at random intervals. Loves sugary things.
2. Someone who steals other peoples' chocolate bars.

1. Start making sense, you damn chocolate ninja!
2. Damn it, a chocolate ninja just stole my candy bar!

chocolate ninja by Chocolate Ninja September 30, 2004

swamp ninja 

It is an ugly and/or fat person of asian decent (male or female) which prowls at bars and clubs waiting to “prey (sexually assault)” on unsuspecting drunks with beer goggles. Is related to swamp donkey with a racial connotation.

Dude we have to go get Dave that SWAMP NINJA is trying to take him back to her place.

swamp ninja by throwing star February 22, 2008