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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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sleeping

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc
by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017
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sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping
Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming
by Rybandz May 7, 2018
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Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep
"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."
by exiole September 13, 2025
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sleep walker

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!
by skankhunter6942060 May 28, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
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