Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Blood moon

When a woman is on her menstrual period's bad mood phase.

This girl becomes so easyly angry, maybe she's on her Blood moon.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024

The moon is a stand

The beautiful scene in a toothless x light fury scene where toothless claims the moon is a stand

Toothless: the moon is the moon is a stand!

Light fury: forgive me

by Timopher December 15, 2020

moonie de moon

Your best friend. The coolest moon in the world. This moon is only found in Florida, and North Carolina. They are very kind, and spicy. But they sad, when people reject them..

Omg it's a Moonie de moon!!😱😱

by Amazingg.abby April 19, 2018

Moon sighting

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature

Lin was mid tik when I caught a moon sighting of him

by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023