le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 06, 2021

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples September 27, 2015

Try Monkey

A fucking badass.

Dude, you're the real fucking Try Monkey!

by TryFuckingMonkeyFeller June 12, 2015

gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.

"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."

by Bukas July 13, 2020

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 24, 2011

The Thunder Monkeys

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

by dickdickpoopoo August 05, 2020