Monkey Butt

A derogative term for monkeys

Hillary Clinton is a Monkey Butt

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 November 12, 2019

Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020

Monkey Circle

Sociological concept, even seen in televised analyses done on the Discovery Channel, years ago (I don't recall the title).

Meaning:
a. The amount of people consciously thought of as "the world" by any one conscious human.
b. About 30 people.

"You've been stuck in your own monkey circle for too long,

get out of your comfort zone, go to different restaurants or party with people with different careers. Whatever you gotta do, dude, just stop being such a milktoast shut-in."

by skitto August 17, 2016

Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Monkey oil

Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.

Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.

by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021

Welfare Monkey

Someone who is lazy, lives off of welfare, and doesn't care enough about their lives to start using the money in a useful and productive way, and instead, wastes the money on cars, drugs, etc. The monkey part likely refers to dark skinned people. This term seems to be used solely to refer to citizens of the United States of America.

"Henri used his welfare money to buy more crack, what a Welfare Monkey."

by {|F-n-A|} March 10, 2023